walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Terrible idea I love it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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