It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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