i just google imaged poop.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Found the puke drawer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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