he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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