STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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