you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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