Whod you bang
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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