Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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