Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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