Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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