I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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