I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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