My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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