You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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