I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Text me some of your sweat
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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