He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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