i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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