I cockslap morals
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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