i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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