So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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