You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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