shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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