Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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