I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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