Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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