God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Your penis caused this!
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