i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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