the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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