Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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