You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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