what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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