I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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