I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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