Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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