That's intense
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need water and some morals
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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