Someone shit on the floor
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize