also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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