I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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