how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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