dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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