Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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