How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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