so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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