2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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