my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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