with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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