HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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