Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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