I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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