no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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